Response to the M Question

From an old friend - lost and found after seven years:

"Not married. Still romantically in love with the ex-girlfirend. Tried forgetting. Tried redating. Tried alcohol (lots!) but I'll just wait for her. Of course, there is a chance that the hot place underground might freeze over but...aaahh...such is love, or stupidity. One can never be too sure between the two."

To which my reply was: "Did you try drugs?"

To which there has been no response, yet.

May be I should have written:

" Nothing puts the colour back in seasons and the taste back in food, quite like a new found love" ~ John Green

Thanks to Anonym for this one.