Saturday, December 10, 2005

Ego Surfing

It is time to hit the ego expressway and make myself feel good... In line with the latest fad, I ran the following search on Google:

(Since this blog is essentially anonymous, wherever T.O. appears it refers to my real name)

"T.O has..."

... has had the good fortune of performing at many major music festivals in India
(The audience however was not as fortunate)

... has been with ICICI Venture since 2002 and has over 13 years of industry experience including in the area of Investment Banking and entrepreneurship
(They wish...)

... has not posted any reviews
(Since they were too brutal to be published)

... has secured Diploma in Drawing & Painting from LS Raheja School of Arts,Mumbai. His acrylic on canvases are based on the subject of women
(His models are most often found scantily clad in bars and nightclubs)

... has been exposed to various stages of product development and has acquired diverse skill-sets
(Diverse skills... ahem!)

... has already organised the past 2 DungeonFests in Leeds
(Wonder what that entails...)

... has surfaced from "the pond"
(... and now is wet and clinging)

... has married some girl from Silchar medical college
(Poor girl)

... has now set his sight on The 2008 Beijing Olympics
(His specialization- Archery, is also quite apt)

... has worked for over 20 years with Reserve Bank of India in a variety ofpositions and specializes in international trading, investment and banking
(... given a chance, it would be interesting, but only for about 20 months)

... has had indira
(and didn't enjoy the experience quite as much as she did)

... has to work too
(Well, well...)

The next search wasn't as interesting, but quite true...

Your search - "T.O. needs..." - did not match any documents.

1 Comments:

At 7:44 PM, Blogger Anonym said...

T.O. needs... a dose of his own medicine !

 

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